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Sat, 04 May 2013 15:41:26 -0400

cardenio: lambocalypse: lightspeedsound: manybodies: lightspe...

Sat, 04 May 2013 15:33:53 -0400

lambocalypse:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”

OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT

all of the above ^^

role model 4 lyfe

dyeric: let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers. GPO to the Y

Sat, 04 May 2013 15:23:28 -0400

dyeric:

let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.

GPO to the Y

theeafter-party: April is Sexual Assault Awareness...

Sat, 04 May 2013 15:05:13 -0400

theeafter-party:

April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month!!!

Thus far, my sorors and I have been working hard to spread the word, from our “Teal Tuesdays” (teal is the official color for the commemorative month), to sharing statistics and facts with the student body, to our whiteboard campaign. It was great to see my peers willingly join in and express themselves, as we worked to raise awareness about SAAM. :)

This is just a few of the MANY photos we have taken, posted, and shared…and from what I’ve been informed, our movement has been picked up by the Deltas and our sorors at Bethune-Cookman University, as well.

Service…gotta love it!

April is over, but every month ought to be Sexual Assault Awareness Month.

wanhunnerpercent: THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS...

Sat, 04 May 2013 15:00:45 -0400

wanhunnerpercent:

THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

baby

aww what a little babyyy

purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:56:23 -0400

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

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Sat, 04 May 2013 14:55:00 -0400

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Sat, 04 May 2013 14:50:39 -0400

at da club

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:46:30 -0400

at da club

hellogiggles: Sometimes…

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:32:57 -0400

hellogiggles:

Sometimes…

fuck me ^6

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:01:00 -0400

fuck me ^6

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Fri, 03 May 2013 19:53:58 -0400

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

thefrogman: Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of...

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:47:45 -0400

thefrogman:

Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!

Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!

In this course you will learn such techniques as…

The double fist shake

The naughty kitten

The cultural appropriation

The self bitch slap

The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box

The nipple hardener

The sweaty declaration of self

The “this wall is amazing”

And many more!

passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:45:17 -0400

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

stfuconservatives: foxes-of-harrow: theymightbebeatles: lavend...

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:36:17 -0400

stfuconservatives:

foxes-of-harrow:

theymightbebeatles:

lavender-labia:

I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

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Fri, 03 May 2013 19:05:49 -0400

chompyface: i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the...

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:01:01 -0400

chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

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Fri, 03 May 2013 18:49:05 -0400

ashlandrenee: therothwoman: itscarororo: my favorite part...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:18:10 -0400

ashlandrenee:

therothwoman:

itscarororo:

my favorite part about working with the birds of prey at the museum I interned at was when the vet would come in and wrap them up in to burritos to weigh them and clip their talons

birdrritos

That eagle looks 1776% done.

1776%

he’s like ‘bro i represent freedom. not feeling very free in this goddamn straight-jacket.’

newspaperblackout: More blackouts by Aaron Zenz See the...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:15:45 -0400

newspaperblackout:

More blackouts by Aaron Zenz

See the previous set here, and submit your own, here.